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This classic scene from Steve Martin's 1987 movie "Roxanne" popped into my head today. I found it on youtube, and laughed just as hard as the first time I saw it.
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"YOU KILLED BIG JAW!" Hilarious . . .
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I thought this was pretty funny . . .
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Popular search engine, Google, has added a relatively new feature called "auto-complete." The way it works: as you type a word or phrase into the search bar, the autocomplete program predicts what the remainder of your word or phrase might be based on the most popular search queries others have entered. So a drop-down box of options appear, and you can just point and click if your specific search phrase pops up. It's supposed to save you time.
It also offers a bizzare look into the weird things that are on people's minds. Try this sometime: just type in the beginning to ANY QUESTION, and watch what pops up in auto-complete's option list. You'll see some crazy stuff . . .
Thank you Google for shining a spotlight on the weirdness of all of us.
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This is an instant classic. I laughed my tail off at this!
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Cubs fans remain the butt of the joke, even after a failed olympic bid . . .
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Aaron Monts just twittered about this blog post, and since I haven't blogged about anything personally in a while, and since I don't feel like devoting much head space to create my own thoughts on any subject, I decided to post a link to someone else who posted a kick-butt and absolutely hilarious story. This guy had his iPhone stolen one night, so he's telling the story of how he ended up tracking the thief down with a new Apple app "Find My iPhone." It's really funny.
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This just about says it all about the cross-town rivalry. I love one of the comments someone left: "Cute ... but sad that the debate won't get much more intelligent as they get older." :)
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This was on Saturday Night Live last night. Pretty funny.
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This is the funniest clip I've seen in awhile. My dog sometimes twitches in her sleep, and it looks like she's dreaming about running through a field or something. THIS dog, is REALLY dreaming about running. . .
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Just saw David Letterman's monologue, and he takes a couple of good shots at New York's very own 'roid doper, Alex Rodriguez. Here's a quote:
"Alex Rodrguez has now admitted and apologized for using the steroids, and now he wants to put it all behind him and get back to being an over-paid disappointment."
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Based on his popular blog site, Christian Lander wrote Stuff White People Like, a book featuring one man's quest to educate the world on the unique taste of white people. I bought the book just prior to boarding a red-eye flight to Kansas City a few weeks ago, and I'd say this book is absolutely perfect for that very context. It is a light, fast read, highly entertaining (including some moments when you will laugh out loud), and it requires very little brain energy to process it. Like I said . . . perfect for a 7 AM flight.
Here's the simple premise. Lander has made 150 observations about the unique and quirky "stuff" that white people tend to enjoy, things that people of another race or ethnicity would find utterly bizzare. It's all couched in sarcastic language and written as if he's a filmographer for National Geoographics observing the mating habits of wild Gorillas. Now, it's important to understand that, contrary to his book's premise, Lander is ONLY talking about a certain type of white person.
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Do you want to know what the dullest blog in the world is? It's a blog entitled "The Dullest Blog In The World." It's so bad, it's actually kind of funny. Of course it hasn't been updated since 2006, but here is one sample entry:
"I was standing at a central point in the room. The walls were all at approximately the same distance from me. I continued to stand there for a few moments."
or this gem . . .
"I was doing some things. After a while I decided to stop doing them and take a short break. At the end of the break I started doing the things again."
Enjoy!
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A friend of mine sent me a link to this video. It's a "parable" exploring what it would be like if Starbucks were to market their business like churches market themselves . . . it's an interesting critique of the way we try to reach people and pretty funny too.
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Apparently there's a law in Nebraska that allows mothers to anonynously give up an infant to the custody of a local hospital without being prosecuted. It's a "safe haven" law that states, "No person shall be prosecuted for leaving a child in the custody of a hospital employee." The intent of the law is noble, designed to prevent mothers from abandoning their babies in unsafe ways because of the fear of prosecution.
Instead, because of how vague the word "child" is in the law, parents all over Nebraska have been abandoning their unruly teenagers at local hospitals . . . and it's completely legal. Here's a quote from the article: "Of the 17 children [left at a hospital] since the law took effect in July, only four are younger than 10 -- and all four are among the nine siblings abandoned by a man September 24 at an Omaha hospital." Did you catch that? One guy left 9 of his kids at the hospital. Parents just said, "I give up! I can't take these little punks anymore!" The Nebraska congress has scheduled an emergency session to change the wording of the law, but I think this is a fairly strong indication of the role the church needs to start playing in building strong families in our society.
Here's the cnn vdeo
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If you happened to miss this Saturday Night Live sketch, click this link to check it out. Tina Fey is a dead ringer for Sarah Palin, and this skit is one of the funniest political sketches I've seen SNL do in a long time.
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These are masterfully written lyrics :)
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Something like this might happen . . .
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My friend Greg told me about this hilarious blog site called "Stuff Christians Like." I checked it out today, and let me tell you, it is really hilarious. This guy has great insights into all of the silly things that people who live in the Christian sub-culture tend to do, asks some great questions about it, but most importantly pokes alittle fun at it. He's a Christian guy, so he's poking fun at himself too (or I guess all of us). But he has a great way of making fun of things without being cutting.
Ironically, another friend mentioned a site to me a few months ago called "Stuff White People Like." I think this blog actually came first, and it is equally funny and completely politically incorrect.
So if you are both a Christian and white, here are two places where you can make fun of yourself alittle today!
P.S. I found the picture on this post a few months ago while searching for something else. It's called "Buddy Jesus" and I know nothing about it other than the fact that it made me laugh out loud when I saw it. I've been waiting for the perfect post to use it, and I think this isabout as close as I'll ever get.
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Here's a funny clip of a kid trying to launch a basketball into a hoop with his skateboard.
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There's a guy in Italy named Gabriele Paoliniwho has acquired some notoriety and a bit of a cult following among Italian locals for interrupting live, on-air news reports. He has made it into the Guinness Book of World Records for interrupting 20,000 live news reporters. He comes up behind news reporters, then waves around condoms and steals the show in an effort to promote safe sex. People call him the "Prophylactic Prophet." I read about this on the BBC because apparently the Italian Supreme Court has become involved and threatened jail time for Paolini and anyone caught Bogarting a live television news camera in the country of Italy. I found this collage of Paolini's sabotages on YouTube so you can see it for yourself. It's all in Italian, so you can't understand what they're saying, but it's still kinda funny.
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If you've been in a Starbucks in the last few weeks, you've probably noticed a change in their logo. The nationally recognized green logo has been replaced by a throwback to a brown, vintage Starbucks logo from the early years. I understand that the company is only doing the switch for a short term promotional campaign.
Well, today I was reading on the BBCthat there is an American Christian group (they're called "The Resistance") threatening to boycott Starbucks because they feel that the logo is . . . well. . . not family friendly. They complained that the woman in the logo was showing alittle too much . . .ahem . . .booby, and she "had her legs spread like a prostitute." Here's a direct quote: "The company might as well call themselves Slutbucks." I'm almost certain that mermaids don't have legs-- they have fish tails or something, but they're not legs. But I will say . . . Slutbucks does have a nice ring to it! :)
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Tonight, the History Channel was airing a program called "Indiana Jones and the Ultimate Quest." It compared and contrasted the Indiana Jones movies to modern archaeology, so it interlaced scenes from the movies with clips from actual archaeologists. It was sort of interesting, especially if you're at all interested in archaeology. I started becoming more and more interested in archaeology after I went to Israel a few years ago, so I was kinda getting into the show.
Well, amazingly enough, one of the expert modern archaeologists the History Channel interviewed for this show was a guy named Bob Mullins, an archaeologist from Azuza Pacific. Belive it or not, I actually spent three weeks hanging out with Bob in Israel! He was the guide who led our Seminary class throughout Israel, taking us to excavation sites and all sorts of places, many of which he had excavated himself. Let me tell you, that guy is about as much of an Indiana Jones as I've ever met! He's brilliant, knows the land of Israel backwards and forwards, speaks fluent Hebrew, and is tough as freakin' nails. It was cool to see him again.
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Here's a crazy clip I saw on youtube. This kid is not quite 2 years old and she tell you where all these countries are on the map. It's amazing!
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This is my neice, Landry. She's this cute little 3 year old (her birthday's in a few weeks). My brother posted this hilarious description of Landry's imaginary friend on his blog. It's adorable. It's incredible how detailed a 3 year old's imagination can be.
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I came across this article on the BBC. Apparently the inhabitants of the Greek island of Lesbos, the island from which people derived the term "Lesbians," are suing a gay activist organization for using the name. I guess since homosexual women have started using the term "lesbian" as a description for gay women, it gives straight, "Lesbian" women from the island of Lesbos a bad reputation (imagine that). The article says, "The issue boils down to who has the right to call themselves Lesbians." Maybe it's just me, but I think it's kinda funny. Here's the link to the article.
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I was in Pampa, Texas yesterday meeting with a couple of guys who are in the oil business in the Panhandle. I was telling them about my church and what I'm doing. These guys are avid hunters so there have stuffed animals, heads, exotic animals from safaris in Africa, and all kinds of carcasses lining every wall of their office building. We're talking zebras, lions, tigers, gazzelles, deer, moose. These guys are single-handedly keeping the taxidermy profession alive and kickin in Pampa.
So I went into the office of the owner of this company, sat in the chair across from his desk, and staring me in the face, just to my left, was about a 4 foot tall stuffed monkey, with a long tail, on all fours. He had his mouth open and bearing his teeth like he was yelling at me. But what cracked me up was this guy had gone to the trouble of stuffing the monkey so that his arm was extending toward the person sitting in my chair and giving him the middle finger. One of the funniest things I'd ever seen.
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Here's a youtube post I saw on another blog. Funny stuff. I totally just learned about the difference between men and women, why the King James rocks, why all German men are really girls, and what's wrong with America :)
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