Popular search engine, Google, has added a relatively new feature called "auto-complete." The way it works: as you type a word or phrase into the search bar, the autocomplete program predicts what the remainder of your word or phrase might be based on the most popular search queries others have entered. So a drop-down box of options appear, and you can just point and click if your specific search phrase pops up. It's supposed to save you time.
It also offers a bizzare look into the weird things that are on people's minds. Try this sometime: just type in the beginning to ANY QUESTION, and watch what pops up in auto-complete's option list. You'll see some crazy stuff . . .
- If you simply type the word "why", the number 4 option on the list is the question, 'Why can't I own a Canadian?" Hmmm. Glad to know so many people are curious about that.
- If you fill in the phrase further and type "Why does," the #3 option is "Why does my belly button smell?"
- Apparently, of all the people on Google who type "Where," the fourth most requested conclusion to that phrase is, "Where is Chuck Norris?"
- Taking the Gold medal on the bizzare, if you type "How do I get" the third most popular conclusion to that query is "How do I get me sister to sleep with me?" . . . Really?
- And finally, when you type "Do people," the ninth most searched question is this: "Do people poop when they die."
Thank you Google for shining a spotlight on the weirdness of all of us.